it gets funnier every time.
I will never get over how great Red Dwarf is.
anyway here’s wonderball
and soooooo Nestle can wait
They know it’s too late
'cause it's banned in USA
—FUCK THAT’S THE WRONG SONG
DM: You ready your dagger, holding it high above your head as you prepare to throw it at the Goblin’s face, before you launch it, you yell out….?
Rogue: … CATCHPHRASE!
Christopher Redfield’s guilty pleasure: Fancy dress and tuxedos.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell